im so glad my eyebrows wipe away my tears

kevinsidethegrid:

Sally watching me eat looks.

ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

blackdenimjeans:

Like why???

blackdenimjeans:

Like why???

me at graduation: well guys, it's been a great four years. just kidding, this was totally embarrassing. delete me from your phone contacts

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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